December 2011
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No idea..
how people can start drinking for NYE already
I’d be sleeping by 5
“A Really Comfy Piss”
– Sean Lock describes sex (via wolfofthesea)
domestic-silence:
“Well, what I find confusing is the symptoms of love, light-headedness & giddiness, are very similar to the symptoms of carbon monoxide poisoning. So I’m not sure whether I’m in love, or whether the flue’s blocked.”
-Sean Lock
“The only man who will ever be in Katie Prices life forever will be an ITV2...”
– Sean Lock (via shitintheircereal)
“…90% of the Toys bought this Christmas are made in China. Which makes the...”
– Sean Lock, Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Christmas Roadshow. (via thomasbirdblog)
“This is like watching a porno. Except I can’t see anything, I haven’t got a...”
– Jeremy from Series 2, Episode 1 of Peep Show (via miguel-perezident)
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QI
was top this week ^^
Ross Noble and Sean Lock are always great when on something together
and then of course, there was Brian Blessed ^^ who’s just a nutter
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“If I have to fuck you to fuck her, I will.”
– Jeremy Osborne - Peep Show (via joeschmoeish)
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I can't..
stop eating junk food </3 Theres just too many yummy, unhealthy foods here
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“I’d love to be a dwarf, on a plane, loads of leg room, king sized twix, fucking...”
– Karl Pilkington (via mentallyincompetent)
